So you want to start a Digital Humanities program at your liberal arts college? Look no further! This website randomly generates an elevator pitch to convince your university administrators to start a DH program at your institution!
After you generate your elevator pitch, lie in wait for a relevant administrator. It is important to isolate your choice administrator, and best to approach them while they are vulnerable or distracted by physical need: a bathroom break, while in search of food/water, on an elevator, or emotionally distressed. Begin your pitch with a non-threatening pleasantry, such as, "I'm glad to see that you're also washing your hands for the required thirty seconds!" or, "Having a good workout?" or, "I'm sorry for your loss."